Schwing

I had Trex dreams all last night. I dreamt it was holding me and Heather captive in my old house on Nowrie in Hinton. We'd try to escape and it would chase us down the street. If we would hide it would find us. It tried to eat us! It was scary to say the least. And 911 was NO HELP at all. I called and the lady on the other line was Latino. My dreams are screwed up.

Did you hear about the new spray on condoms? Talk about sexy. "Just a moment baby, I gotta spray on my condom" *SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE* *spray noise* aaaaaaaaaaaaand you're limp.

HAHA I guess a girl couldn't put that on with her mouth either.

Condoms are stupid in general.