Meisha Barkton Snowball Hunter

FINALLY

Got caught up with my Gossip Girl. Now I have to wait for Monday like everyone else.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I've got the new Beyonce CD "I Am Sasha Fierce" in my car and it's REALLY good. Not as good as Gaga, but way better than the new Paramore CD.

Read in celebrity news today that Maggie Smith (she plays Prof McGonagall in the HP movies) really struggled through the last HP movie as she has been battling cancer since 2007. I hope she gets well, because I really love that woman! She's an amazing actor, and clearly has dedication to her craft.

OH AND AS IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD, Marge Simpson will grace the cover of Playboy next month. That shit is going to SELL. I might even buy a copy. Playboy is classy!

One of these...years...I really want to go to Vegas for Halloween. That would be awesome.

To be honest, I'm just pulling random shit out of my ass to blog about.

/stop

Arg.

Arg, that's all I can say today.

ARG.

I don't want to talk about it.

JFY PHOTOGRAPHY video

Just finished, second time around! First one needed some transitional editing so I deleted it and made edits...

Everyone should have a crockpot

Crockpots are made to make life easier. I just wake up in the morning, throw in some random cut of frozen meat and some root vegetables... Pour in some instant gravy and condensed cream soup and voila! Dinner is served when you get home! Of course you can't forget spices and essentials like garlic.

I dedicate this post to my Mom and Dad who bought me my first crockpot. Its large and wonderful, and I would be less efficient without it.
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Brandon made me a graphic

Which one do you like more?

Changed the blog name...

To reflect the name I've decided for my Freelance Make Up... Keyk'd!

Pronounced "caked".

Stay tuned, I am official November 2nd!

Some of my favorites from the shoot...

Thanks JFY. This was excellent.

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

What a fitting movie for such a cold, cloudy day. I'm thinking it might snow tonight, it's THAT cold. I give Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 3.5/5. It was cute, and had some good adult jokes in it. In addition, the 3D didn't give me a headache.

Went to Londonderry Mall today, more specifically to The Bay to buy some new perfume since I've been out for ages. Some old lady helped us and ended up spraying 3 different kinds of perfume up my arm and repeatedly smelling it to determine which one smelled the best on my skin. She also kept shoving coffee beans under my nose (which I know are to clear any smells out), but every time she did it all I caught was a whiff of her tobacco smelling coat. I'm not even sure what I bought, I just wanted to leave.

The photoshoot went well yesterday. I'm glad we did when we did, because if I was in that dress today I would certainly be a human popsicle. I'll post some of my favorite pictures later when they're all available.

Today we took Meisha to the off-leash dog park. She ran around like a crazy dog, played on the playground equipment, swung on the swings...she's just like a little person! Last night we ordered Chinese food and played board games with Trevor and Amanda. Well, one board game...Life! Everyone loves the game of Life. I lost, as usual. Or to rephrase it, I "failed at life".

Here's our self-taken family picture... thank you ten second timer.

Tomorrow...

I have another photoshoot with JFY Photography tomorrow. Becky needs to get her creative on and I am more than happy to help. I purchased a ridiculous dress and I will be sporting over-the-top eye make up and hair. We're turning it into a video, so I'll be sure to post it here when it's available.

JFY Photography's Facebook page is here if you want to see full albums.

Fame Kills cancelled!

Omg. I am not impressed! I wanted to see Lady Gaga so bad.

I blame Kanye. Stupid gay fish.

Name

Currently seeking a name or alias to go by when I start doing professional make up.

Make Up By Mallory ?

MxM ?

Super Happy Fun Beauty Make Up 4U ?

I DON'T KNOW!! HELP.

I'm going to make an effort...

...to start blogging again. I find myself always sitting around on the internet, but never really doing anything besides looking at cracked, perezhilton, facebook or ATS. I figure I can channel all my energy into writing about myself :)

I start my makeup artist certification in under a month! Spaces are still open for models.

Saturday October 24, 2009:
2:45 - Daytime make up application (FILLED)
3:45 - Mature make up application (FILLED)

Sunday October 25, 2009:
1:30 - Evening make up turning to smoky eye
3:30 - Dramatic look (FILLED)

Saturday October 31, 2009:
1:30 - Lash and brow tint, brow shaping
3:15 - Glamour, runway (FILLED)

Sunday November 1, 2009:
9:45 - Practice make-up
11:15 - Day and evening
12:30 - Fantasy make up (FILLED)
2:45 - Day practical
3:45 - Evening practical

Sooo if you feel like helping me out, please let me know! I would really appreciate it.

As Halloween creeps closer, I may be offering time slots for makeup application on October 31st between 6 and 930 pm for anyone who is going out to the bar or needs special makeup done. Times and prices are TBA.