Day 5 i think

I'm drunk
And I think its day 5

Today was rainy so Brandon and I went to get more wine. $60 dollars worth to be exact. Blackberry is hard when you're drunk. Anyway. We tried to go to Kelowna but the hiway was all gay and backed up again and we were like fuck that and then we turned around and went for ice cream.

There was an evening farmers market and Brandon bought me magnetic pearls. They're supposed to increase blood circulation and blah blah blah. I hope they work. Brandon bought a magnetic manclet. Aka a man braclet. Its sexy. It made me want him more.

Peeeeaaceee soon its time for food. I'm gonna breath my gouda cheese and garlic sausage breath on people bwahaha.